AISubs v3.7
(sound of ipod touching)
So, this time...
(sound of ipod touching)
I just took it out and put a protective film and a case on it.
It hasn't been activated yet.
This time, I'd like to see if I can set up the device using each part of my body.
Once you use it, you can't use it anymore.
If you can't complete the initial settings with the rules I mentioned earlier,
I'll give you this mysterious ipod as a prize.
It's worth it.
So, let's turn it on.
First impression.
(sound of ipod touching)
Oh!
Okay, let's set it up.
(sound of ipod touching)
Ah! Ah! I touched it!
Ah, I touched it like a normal person!
I've come to the screen where you can choose a language.
If you mess up here, you'll be made into words you don't know.
I'll go with "elbow" now.
I don't know what "nedaland" means.
Is it "neverland"?
"pitapan"?
Please, I'm begging you.
I'll go with "Japanese".
(sound of ipod touching)
Ah! I did it!
Next up is "country settings".
I'll go with "knees" now.
Please, go!
This isn't the time for me to struggle like this.
I'm sure there are "apple id" settings.
Please!
(sound of ipod touching)
Is it just me who's having fun?
I'm having a lot of fun doing this.
Using my bones...
Please!
Ah! I did it! I did it! I did it!
Next up is "keyboard".
Is "next" okay?
Next up...
Ah! I did it!
"Wifi network selection"...
Wait a minute...
Where am I left off?
It's "fingers", right?
It's "elbows", right?
It's "knees", right?
"Easy-to-touch places"...
(sound of ipod touching)
I've seen a scene like this in a video somewhere recently.
I'll now set up my wifi password.
Here I go.
Can you hear it?
This "click"...
You scared me!
What's with you?!
Here I go.
Ah!
Eh? The sound is too quiet.
But I'm holding it with my hands, so it's not fair.
I want to show you that I'm not using my hands.
Next up... English.
Oh! Oh! Wow! Wow! Wow!
Until now, my touch pen was like this...
It was pointing like a finger.
I don't know what I was thinking, but my touch pen...
It's starting to point in the opposite direction.
Wait a minute. If you really hold it down with your fingers, it's really impossible.
If I let go of my fingers now, my touch pen will probably...
BANG! It'll probably say what I want it to say.
Here we go. This word. This word. Please.
One, two...
Oh! Eh?
I can't do it anymore. I know it's impossible for me.
No, this is my complete lack of skill.
Well, this time, with a sense of regret,
I'd like to give this iPod Touch to one of you who voted for it.
So, the way you can apply for this giveaway is...
Eh? What?
You don't need a dirty iPod that you've been rubbing all over?
You don't need...
What are you thinking about?
When you have a pure heart like me,
you can completely keep your body clean.
So, this iPod Touch is also completely clean...
(♪ On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ♪)
(♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪)
(♪ On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ♪)